Maybe she saw him act?

Oh sad tidings are upon us. The romance of the decade, nay the century is reportedly over.

Not-that-great-looking pretty boy, Dean Geyer and the better looking Veronica, Lisa Origliasso have split.

There are lots of rumours flying that an old flame has been the cause, but the official word is that the pressures of a long distance relationship have finally taken their toll. A word from management;

"Our careers demand we be in different parts of the world now and in the future, and the pressures associated with this have forced us to make this very difficult decision. We remain committed and caring friends, with love, admiration and support for one another. We would appreciate respect for our privacy at this time."

Dean can finally come out of the closet and continue to impress us with his truly woeful acting on Neighbours and Lisa can continue being pouty in film clips.

You know Gretel is laughing her head off...

News from TV Tonight (then later repeated on Rove) - Big Brother has been cancelled.

No surprise really. Lets look at the facts that led to its demise-

1. Worst ratings ever - the daily show was often beaten by the ABC news, making it fourth in its time slot.
2. Useless hosts - as much as old battle axe Gretel was getting on my tits every week, she was a million times better than non-blinking Kyle, and personality-lacking Jackie
3. The promise of a completely "new" and "different" series resulted in nothing but one big bed, and the same shit as last year
4. Boring housemates - some called it a "freak show", with a midget and the squeaky hairy once, but they were all equally dull.
   
5. Poor support shows - in the past we had Uncut and Up Late and even the nominations show to keep us enthralled and entertained... this year all we got was Big Mouth (which I kinda liked) and the spastic specials (Carson 1 and 2, Hypnosis, Pamela).
   

And the biggest problem in my mind;

No Gays - not only was their a distinct lack of gay talk from an over-sexed, perpetually horny gay guy, there was very little eye candy at all. The gays, bi's and closet gays all tuned out because there was nothing to look at.

So long Big Brother... I really won't miss you at all.

It's over...

News from joe.my.god;

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce! Not surprising really. The rumours have been bouncing around for ages that they were on the rocks.

Apparently she's lined up Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer to help through this tough time... probably a wise move because it's being reported that a prenuptial agreement was not signed - meaning Mr Ritchie has a legal claim to a very substantial part of her mega-mega-mega-fortune.

She has weird arms and looks like an old hag.

You gotta be gay to report on the gossip?

From the Australian comes an interesting article about how the gays are taking over the gossip world.

Traditional "entertainment" reporters on the networks are slowly being replaced by gay men - camp gay men. Can you blame them really? Nine has Richard Wilkins who looks like a dried up old ham, and Ten has old battle axe Angela Bishop who is looking more like her mum every day.

Nelson Aspen on Sunrise seems to be the cause of all this. He first started appearing once a week, then daily and is now so popular, he appears three times a day. While he's not too flamboyant, he definitely has a gayness to him.

Next came Richard Reid on Today. It's a bit bizarre that Richard Wilkins seems to interview him every day. I think they're just trying to find something for old Wilks to do.

My favourite though is Adam Richard on 9am with Dave and Kimmie. Big, fat and camp as tits, he is just a whole heap of fun. I think he does play up the camp routine just a little, but it's great to see how he makes David Reyne squirm sometimes.

Then we have the gossip blogs on the net. Perez Hilton is out and proud, while Michael over at dlisted is also gayer than the front row of a Kylie concert.

So are there any straight entertainment/gossip reporters out there? Does this mean Jessie "James" Tobin who does entertainment reporting on sunrise is gonna come out of the closet soon?

Sorry Kat... your man crush is potentially gay.

Sluts in the City

News from news.com.au...

Old battle axe and former model, Lauren Hutton, appeared on the US Today show criticising Sex and the City for portraying women as "sluts".

While Hutton admitted she had not seen an episode of the hit US TV series, she went on to claim it promoted the untrue myth that it's natural for women to be sexually promiscuous.

"It's written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts. That's what I think. Let's face it most men are sluts.

"That's what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there.

"Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece."

What the hell? I'm offended on behalf of everyone with a vadge.

Is she calling all women cum buckets? Because that's what my interpretation is.

Oh and don't blame the gays for writing this crap and forcing it down women's throats. The ladies love the dirty talk any way.

Would you hit it?

This is old news... but apparently at one of the Logies after parties, Mr Matt (I'm never seen without a hat as I have no hair) Lee and Mr John (if it wasn't for Oz Idol, I'd have sold my kidney) Foreman hooked up.


From samesame.com.au -

“They were spotted leaving the Channel Ten Logies after-party in the early hours of the morning,” she writes, “and certainly seemed to be getting along swimmingly.”

They’re both (relatively) young, both single and it looks like they’re now ready to mingle.

Wow. I couldn't really think of a worse couple. They actually make Tim Campbell and Anthony Callea seem "right".

Can you imagine them going for it? "Don't touch the hat John. Seriously. Don't fucking touch it." Actually I can imagine Jason Coleman watching them and then giving a heart felt critique as to why the sex sucked so bad.

Hmm... at least they're getting some.