Would you hit it?

Three of the hottest words on the planet. Sonny. Bill. Williams.

I want to be reincarnated as his towel.

Would I hit it? Oh yeah.

Would you hit it?

I used to think Gary Dourdan from the original CSI was a hot piece of work. But apparently he's quit the show (or been fired, can't remember, can't be stuffed researching).

And then there's the stories where he is up on assault charges for beating his girlfriend, and then he gets arrested for possession of coke, Ecstasy, midget porn, tequila made from fermented virgin's urine and other drugs.

Then this photo emerges...



He just looks and haggard and worn out out. And bloated. Isn't Ice supposed to make you all skinny and shit?

A bloated, wife beating, drug abusing soon to be out of work TV star - no thank you. I shan't be hitting this one.

(Pic from Dlisted)

I just don't know what to think...

This one has got me confused. Sam Sparrow has been hailed as the "next big thing" in pop with the release of his little ditty "Black and Gold". Problem is, I hate that song so much. It makes me want to jam a screw driver in my ear every time I hear it.

But he's so damn cute.

Sparrow is an openly gay, ex-pat Aussie living in London now. After listening to several radio interviews, I'm even more intrigued. He's got that very proper Australian/Pommy accent happening and I just love accents.

This publicity shot is doing it for me too - he looks kinda like a young and well groomed Anthony Kiedis.

But then there's that stupid scarf he's got on (I hate scarves on men) and then the appearance on Rove where he wore the giant white rimmed glasses. He's playing up to the gay fashion extremes and the puts me off a little.

Hmmm... I wouldn't say no though.

How to look like a whore...

Wow, this is one classy look;

Jodie Marsh looks absolutely hot as in this outfit. She just needed a camel toe to set off the "sophisticated lady off to the races" look.

PS - Jodie is famous in the UK for being a "glamour" model. That means she gets her tits out in classy publications like People.

She is one elegant broad.



Image via Dlisted

Mr Hawkins?

Jake Wall is hot.

Nothing more to add.

Infatuation Calling...

Holy hot quads in short shorts batman! I can't stop looking at the extremely hot Mr Cheyenne Jackson.

He is currently starring in the stage version of "Xanadu" (subtitled - the gayest musical on the planet).

He's done heaps and heaps of stage work (Hair, West Side Story, Rocky Horror Show) and has been nominated for a couple of Tony Awards (theatre's equivalent to the Oscars).

There's also a couple of movies - United 93 (about 9/11) and Curiosity - not seen either of them. Maybe I should just for a perve.

He is also openly gay and single! Oh lordy. Maybe I should embrace my gayness and learn to enjoy the theatre?

Now to clean this drool off my keyboard.

Bush?

I'm going through a bit of a 90's Indie revival in my music tastes
at the moment. Loving Rage Against the Machine, Weezer, and especially Bush.

Just loving the gravely sound of lead singer Gavin Rossdale's voice, and the grunginess of the songs.

And to pique my interests in the band even further, I discover this photo of Mr Rossdale on towleroad this morning. Wow, who knew that he was that hot? Being Gwen Stefani's other half has certainly worked some magic on his ab's.

Gavin's got a solo album coming out - "Wanderlust". In Kat's words "a poppier sounding version of Bush", but in a anonymous reviewers words from iTunes "absolute crap".

I shall be eagerly waiting to hear what the single sounds like.

Would you hit it?

In a word... yes.

Johnny Depp at the MTV awards in the US yesterday.

He is 45 years old people.

That is a whole heap of hot right there.

Would you hit it?

Hmmm Christian Ronaldo. Plays soccer for some team (sorry can't be fucked researching this one), and has that nice abs thing going down.

But, he was caught up in a black mail scandal not too long ago, when he allegedly paid three transsexual prostitutes to go back to his hotel room and took drugs with them.

One took pics and threatened to release to the media.

Apparently he cried like a baby, and his defense in the whole saga "I didn't know they were men".

Would I hit it? Shit yeah.

Pic from towleroad.

Would you hit it?

I got some spam from Video Hits this morning, trying to get me to enter some comps etc - you know the usual TV bullshit they send out - and I just had to laugh out loud at the pics they used for the hosts;

I'm sorry, but these must be the worst two publicity shots I have

ever seen.

Nathan is not an attractive man - but the long hair makes him less appealing than ever. Fuzzy looks like she is flashing a lot of gum and has no top lip. There's something wrong with her eyes too.

Surely these two have better pics that Video Hits could have chosen? Or maybe they are such arseholes in real life (my brother-in-law has processed Fuzzy through customs and she was a bitch) that the web guys decided to fuck them over.

Ah well, they are still better hosts than that tool Axel Whitehead.

Would you hit it?

This is old news... but apparently at one of the Logies after parties, Mr Matt (I'm never seen without a hat as I have no hair) Lee and Mr John (if it wasn't for Oz Idol, I'd have sold my kidney) Foreman hooked up.


From samesame.com.au -

“They were spotted leaving the Channel Ten Logies after-party in the early hours of the morning,” she writes, “and certainly seemed to be getting along swimmingly.”

They’re both (relatively) young, both single and it looks like they’re now ready to mingle.

Wow. I couldn't really think of a worse couple. They actually make Tim Campbell and Anthony Callea seem "right".

Can you imagine them going for it? "Don't touch the hat John. Seriously. Don't fucking touch it." Actually I can imagine Jason Coleman watching them and then giving a heart felt critique as to why the sex sucked so bad.

Hmm... at least they're getting some.