A modern day fairytale in today's economic crisis.

Meet Jeff Pfaff. Jeff is a pharmacist.

Jeff runs "Jeff Pfaff's Family Pharmacy" in French's Forrest.

Meet Jeff Pfaff's wife - Phoebe Pfieffer-Pfaff.

Meet Jeff Pfaff and Phoebe Pfiffer-Pfaff's fabulous children;

First there's Fifi Pfieffer-Pfaff.

At fifteen Fifi just loves fashion, and food.

Then there's her older brother - Felix Pfieffer-Pfaff;

Felix likes to flex the Pfieffer-Pfaff muscles down at the fitness centre. Everyone thinks Felix Pfieffer-Pfaff is more fond of the fellas than the females.

And finally, meet Tiffany Pfieffer-Pfaff (she's a little bit slow)

Tiffany in known for flinging faeces at passer-bys. She is locked in the cellar

They had a wonderful life frolicking about the Pfieffer-Pfaff family home, and playing with all the fluffy Pfieffer-Pfaff pets. That was until the fucking economy tanked and their father sold them all for medical experiments.

THE END.