I have a shocking confession to make. No I don't sell my body on the streets for lines of crack. Nor do I secretly habour a lusting desire for Bert Newton (I hate Bert Newton so much I just want to go and punch him and his entire family right in their flabby jowels).
My shocking secrect is that I want to have Julia Zimero's babies.
Those eyes. Those lips. Those lucious lips encased in beautiful red lipstick. The intellegence. The wit. The bi-lingual tongue.
She just does it for me on sooooo many levels.
Sure, she is a bit of a polarisier. Many people, like my fine self, really dig Julia. Yet, for some strange reason, there are equally as many people who think she's an over blown smart arse bitch.
What is wrong with you people?
So Ms Zimero, you are a select member of the group of women that Benji would turn straight for. With Patience from the Grates and the ever-so-lovely Ms Smack, it's a small but very special group.
I hope you feel proud.