Fuck You - to the 50 million fucking mosquito's who bit the crap out of me on Wednesday thus making me look like a pox-ridden disease carrying prostitute for my date last night.
Fuck You - to the bitch who let go of the door at the Vietnamese take away at lunch as I was leaving with full hands and letting it smack me in the face. Ever heard of manners you whore? By the way, that dress made you look totally fat.
Fuck You - to the cunts in IT who haven't updated security access to the HR system for 200 employees even though it's an urgent priority, even though I logged the job LAST FUCKING TUESDAY! I'm sick of getting 50 phone calls an hour from people wanting to do their job. JUST FIX IT ALL READY!
Fuck You - to the the fat stinky man on my train yesterday that had to sit next to me. There were plenty of other spots to sit, so why pick me? I know yesterday was hot as, but please go get some deodorant .
Fuck you all.
10 comments:
I say fuck you Erin McNaught. I hate your guts
I say fuck you Erin McNaught. I hate your guts
Fuck friends that visit from interstate promising a good night out and then don't return your calls!
Fuck you check out chick with the stupid face piercings that scoffed at my lube and condoms.
I NEED THEM FOR SEX. Honestly
Ben go to a sauna and get lots of sex it always cures me and I'm cranky........ go on get a nice messy facial!
Have I got a website for you: http://peoplewhodeserveit.com/page/2/
Aside from that...thank god it was Friday?....
Andy - You hate McNaught so much you had to post it twice? I understand.
Simon - That's why you make the other bloke buy the condoms. Then they get the strange looks
Tom - Sauna's aren't my friend. No one likes to see my flabby midsection running about in just a towel.
Anon - hmmm... looks like I need to bout some word verification on the comments.
Victor - no. I hate the "TGIF" crap, I'm gonna start a new movement that will make everyone hate fridays.
Opps... missed you Andrewc (thanks for popping in) - hope they didn't spoil your week end. We can always buy you some new friends
Hahaha, I love this post!
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