Friday, January 23, 2009

"Fuck You" Friday

Fuck You - to the bus driver who decided to cancel the service in the middle of fucking no where this morning and told us all to get off, and then wouldn't let us "touch off" with our go cards, thus costing us a $5 penalty.

Fuck You - to the 50 million fucking mosquito's who bit the crap out of me on Wednesday thus making me look like a pox-ridden disease carrying prostitute for my date last night.

Fuck You - to the bitch who let go of the door at the Vietnamese take away at lunch as I was leaving with full hands and letting it smack me in the face. Ever heard of manners you whore? By the way, that dress made you look totally fat.

Fuck You - to the cunts in IT who haven't updated security access to the HR system for 200 employees even though it's an urgent priority, even though I logged the job LAST FUCKING TUESDAY! I'm sick of getting 50 phone calls an hour from people wanting to do their job. JUST FIX IT ALL READY!

Fuck You - to the the fat stinky man on my train yesterday that had to sit next to me. There were plenty of other spots to sit, so why pick me? I know yesterday was hot as, but please go get some deodorant .

Fuck you all.

10 comments:

Andy Man said...

I say fuck you Erin McNaught. I hate your guts

Andy Man said...

I say fuck you Erin McNaught. I hate your guts

andrewc said...

Fuck friends that visit from interstate promising a good night out and then don't return your calls!

simple simon said...

Fuck you check out chick with the stupid face piercings that scoffed at my lube and condoms.

I NEED THEM FOR SEX. Honestly

Tom Gaylord said...

Ben go to a sauna and get lots of sex it always cures me and I'm cranky........ go on get a nice messy facial!

Anonymous said...

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Victor said...

Aside from that...thank god it was Friday?....

Ben said...

Andy - You hate McNaught so much you had to post it twice? I understand.

Simon - That's why you make the other bloke buy the condoms. Then they get the strange looks

Tom - Sauna's aren't my friend. No one likes to see my flabby midsection running about in just a towel.

Anon - hmmm... looks like I need to bout some word verification on the comments.

Victor - no. I hate the "TGIF" crap, I'm gonna start a new movement that will make everyone hate fridays.

Ben said...

Opps... missed you Andrewc (thanks for popping in) - hope they didn't spoil your week end. We can always buy you some new friends

Evol Kween said...

Hahaha, I love this post!