Fuck You - to the 50 million fucking mosquito's who bit the crap out of me on Wednesday thus making me look like a pox-ridden disease carrying prostitute for my date last night.
Fuck You - to the bitch who let go of the door at the Vietnamese take away at lunch as I was leaving with full hands and letting it smack me in the face. Ever heard of manners you whore? By the way, that dress made you look totally fat.
Fuck You - to the cunts in IT who haven't updated security access to the HR system for 200 employees even though it's an urgent priority, even though I logged the job LAST FUCKING TUESDAY! I'm sick of getting 50 phone calls an hour from people wanting to do their job. JUST FIX IT ALL READY!
Fuck You - to the the fat stinky man on my train yesterday that had to sit next to me. There were plenty of other spots to sit, so why pick me? I know yesterday was hot as, but please go get some deodorant .
Fuck you all.