The cutest puppy you have ever seen will be brutally beheaded in a satanistic ritual designed to appease the great unholy masters, John Howard, the Pope and Kerri-Anne Kennerly, unless you sleep with one of the following celebrities;
The Australian Idol Judges - from left to right, Marci Hines, Ian Dickson and Kyle Sandlilands.
I'm gonna have to do Marcia this time round. We all know how much I hate Kunty Kyle, and Dicko just doesn't do anything for me (I think he'd have a little peen too). Marcia is pretty manly too - she's probably got bigger balls than the other two anyway.
Australian Idol returns to Channel Ten on Sunday August 24th.
2 comments:
I'd do Kyle. He does it for me.
I'd be too distracted waiting the fool to blink properly to do Kyle.
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