Which one would you do?

The cutest puppy you have ever seen will be brutally beheaded in a satanistic ritual designed to appease the great unholy masters, John Howard, the Pope and Kerri-Anne Kennerly, unless you sleep with one of the following celebrities;

The Australian Idol Judges - from left to right, Marci Hines, Ian Dickson and Kyle Sandlilands.

I'm gonna have to do Marcia this time round. We all know how much I hate Kunty Kyle, and Dicko just doesn't do anything for me (I think he'd have a little peen too). Marcia is pretty manly too - she's probably got bigger balls than the other two anyway.

Australian Idol returns to Channel Ten on Sunday August 24th.