Monday, April 27, 2009

My liver is about to file for divorce...

You know you've had a big weekend when;
  • You wake up Saturday morning to discover you have sambucca smeared all over your fingers and a big smudge around your lips.
  • You recall making out with your ex's twin, wondering if he's just as well hung as his brother.
  • You ditch your current housemate on Friday night, and your former housemate on Saturday night in favour of more random pashing on the dance floor.
  • Your breakfast venue of choice for both Saturday and Sunday morning's was the Macca's on the valley mall... and the same staff member served you both times.
  • You discover the white $100 t-shirt a friend lent you to wear on Saturday night is now covered in purple sambucca stains.
  • You meet a friend for lunch in the Valley on Sunday, but you haven't even been home yet so you're still wearing last nights sambucca stained t-shirt looking trashed as you wander around the mall (and yet you still fit in)
  • Your friends post pictures of you on Facebook that you don't even remember posing for.
  • You wake up on Sunday morning with your jeans wrapped around your head, facing the wrong way on the bed, and it's not your bed, and you have no idea where you are, and there's a naked man in there with you, and he's actually quite hot.
It was no good for the budget, but fuck, I had fun both nights.

14 comments:

Pearl said...

I find that to be a perfectly rational recitation of the weekend's events.

Carry on.

Pearl

The Mutant said...

You know your liver is really only making empty threats, it loves weekends like that as much as you do!

Jen said...

Fuck I miss not remembering what I've done.

phishez said...

I'm with Jen. I want a night like that!!!

But... the liver is evil and must be punished.

cb said...

More info on the last bulletpoint please...

andrewc said...

Hahaha... that could've been my weekend in Sydney... how many times can you withdraw $100 in the same night... 4 apparently!

Ben said...

Why do my drinking posts get the most comments?

Pearl - that's the complete opposite reaction that I got from mum

Mutant - I'm a bit sick of his demanding attitude. Just filter the toxins I keep forcing through my body or get out.

Jen - oh, there's a lot I don't remember. Like forcing myself on a straight scottish guy that was hitting on my female house mate. Not good.

Phishez - I'm just waiting for it to punish me back be release some lovely little gout toxins into my body.

CB - A cute Fijian boy that forced me against me will to do things to him. I protested, but he insisted that it had to happen.

Andrewc - What the hell were you buying? Or who the hell were you trying to impress? The entire Sydney Swans?

AndrewC said...

Alcohol... alcohol... more alcohol... it helped to wipe out the interactions with ex 1 and ex 2!!!

oh and there would be no time for drinking if I had swannies at my disposal!

Ben said...

TRASHBAG!!!!

Tom Gaylord said...

TRASHY! HAHA Love it!:)

Victor said...

The most important question remained unaswered. Were the twins a matching set?

Ben said...

I didn't get far enough to tell Victor... though he was a much more tender kisser than his brother

AndrewC said...

it may be the 5 G&Ts, 2/3rds bottls of white, two beers, some amount of sem sav blanc and bridget jones... but I like you a lot! I would say more... but that would be teasing! So chase! Specifically, chase me! I will accept all advances...

p.s. Yay I can still type!

vag_of_madge said...

The real thing, gay twins? SOOOO hawt....

P.S. LOVE your blog Bibi...