Thursday, April 23, 2009

And the winner is.... a complete fucking wanker

Oh Cleo Bachelor of the year! What the fuck have you done?

How can you let this hipster doofus be crowned the most eligible bachelor in all the land?
Axel Whitehead has won the annual competition. Axel Whitehead, the man who got fired from his gig as host of Video Hits, because he flashed his cock at the ARIAs. Axel Whitehead, one of the first talented dropkicks to be booted off the first series of Australian Idol.

Axel fucking Whitehead.

I am disgusted.

Take a look at last year's winner;
The rather fetching Jason Dundas from Getaway. Hmmm. Still not quite hot enough, but compare to Axel bumfuck Whitehead he's a million times better.

Whitehead (isn't that a type of pimple?) should never leave the house without a paper bag on his head.

Or maybe a plastic bag would be a preferred option.

9 comments:

The Mutant said...

Gee, I dunno, I think I'd be happy enough if Axel flashed his cock at me. Then again I tend not to like my men terribly pretty, or terribly bright for that matter. I guess that's where you and I differ.

Batchelor of the year is such a fucked in the skull competition anyway. Technically it should go to whoever has the most proven one night stands and bathroom cubicle sex without ever giving out his phone number or going on a second date.

Ben said...

I reckon he'd jave a little doodle Mutant.

I didn't mention it in my post, but apaprently 10 finalists didn't even bother to show up last night for the dinner... even they know its a crock of shit.

Tom Gaylord said...

I'd fuck them both......... at the same time preferably

Ms Smack said...

Oh god, I hate this wanker.

he's so smug and up-himself.

What a tosspot.

Inner North Power Bottom said...

I'd still give him a good fuck. Any guy that likes public nudity is fine by me

cb said...

I'm with you, I much prefer the last year's winner. Nummy!

DamienNZ said...

ben - jason dundas is totally hot and he has a personality with a good sense of fun - a LITTLE hate filled maybe there mister :)

Ben said...

Oh Daminen... I'm totally hate filled. It's what makes me so loveable!

Victor said...

I don't know much about Whitehead except that he flashed at the ARIAs. I was surprised that with that on his CV, Cleo chose him for their iconic Bachelor.

I'm always happy to have a sly glance at any male confident enough in his goods to show them off in public and am sorry that I wasn't around to see the deed done.

Apart from that you may well be correct that he is Shithead rather than a Whitehead.