Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Tom touched me... and not in a good way.

My favourite porn fiend, Tom the Skyhooker tagged me in a meme. An overly Americanised, politically touchy meme, but who am I to break the cycle and not complete it?

1. Would you do crystal meth if it was legalized?
Nope. Nada. Never. I dabbled in speed and Ecstasy quite a few years back, and found them both to be horribly addictive and dangerously mind altering. I just didn't like the person I became when I was bingeing, so I cut them out of my life (and an entire circle of friends). So to even think about doing Crystal Meth (legalised or not) is a big fat no from me.

2. Abortion: for or against?
Pro-choice here, but I object to an abortion being used as a substitute for contraception. I've known two women who have had multiple procedures carried out simply because they have "forgotten" to take the pill, or they just got so trashed they didn't know who they were rooting and "forgot" to use a condom. In the first case it was a long-term committed relationship, but please use some other measures to prevent pregnancy. For the second case, she's lucky she hasn't caught a life-threatening disease.

3. Would the country fall if there was a woman president?
Who would think that? Really? Why would that even be an issue? If she has the skills and abilities to do the job, then let her do it. I actually think Condaleeza Rice would be an OK US president. Even though she's part of the gay hating, baby killing, seal hunting, Satan loving Republican Party.

4. Do you believe in the death penalty?
No - Statistically its proven not to be a deterrent in preventing violent crimes.

5. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
No. As with Tom, it should be decriminalised, but it should never be made readily and easily available to the general public. After living with a massive pot head for 5 or so years and seeing her decline in stability and mental health, you can't tell me there is nothing dangerous about weed.

6. Do you believe in God?
No.

7. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Of course.

8. Do you think its wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA?
I think the US has too many Americans in it. That's what's wrong with it.

9. A 12 year old girl has a baby... should she keep it?
Tough one... depends on the circumstances. Family support will be instrumental in ensuring the kid and her kid are raised in a stable environment, but we all know some families are well and truly fucked and no matter what.

10. Should the alcohol drinking age be lowered to 18?
Alcohol is an issue. Too much emphasis on binge drinking - it seems to be a lot worse now then when I was a teen. And I'm guilty of binge drinking far too often. Maybe we should just bring back prohibition?

11. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It's not a fucking birthday party that can just be cancelled because of the rain... but a staged withdrawal is necessary.

12. Assisted suicide is illegal... do you agree?
After seeing two relatives go through a very quick but very very painful lung cancer battle in the last year, I hate the thought of anyone being in so much pain and not able to do anything about it. HOWEVER - if they are in that much pain, do they really have the mental acuity to be making that sort of decision?

13. Do you believe in spanking your children?
There's a difference between spanking and a smack. I got smacks, I turned out fine.

14. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'd let Tom use it as a cum rag and sell it on E-bay for a trillion bucks.

15. A mother is declared innocent after murdering her 5 children in a temporary insanity case... what do you think?
I think I'd like a chocolate cornetto right about now.


Now who do I tag to do it too?

Ms Smack (if she gets the time, Ms Study Bunny that she is)
Jen over at Storm in a Tea Cup
Kezza- because he doesn't post enough anymore
Phishez - same reason
and the lovely Victor at Someone for Me





6 comments:

Anonymous said...

...wipes away a tear from someone thinking of me... I'm on it!

Anonymous said...

lol im loving your answers to questions 8 and 14.......... especially 14......... and id only use it as a cum rag if you passed it to me after you had exploded all over my face! lol

The Mutant said...

Awww, crap. How the fuck am I going to make time for this shit? I have things to do... a lot of things... I posted yesterday, isn't that good enough. I'm a very busy and important man... I have a lot of sitcom re-runs to watch.

Fine... I'll get right on it.

Victor said...

No-one has ever referred to me as lovely before; not even my Mother.

CumPuppy said...

Where's my tag? You never tag me?
Oh... that's right I don't actually have a blog.

FletcherBeaver said...

Shouldn't be too hard.