I've found a funky little site that's updated daily called "It's Lovely, I'll Take It" which showcases some of the horrible pictures that people put up on line that they think will make their homes much more sellable.
Wow, your house has a great big garage, but does the stripped cop car come with it too? How about you sweep the driveway and remove the shit from the garden before you take a shot?
Or how abouts example number 2?
Toppled chairs, a book case, curtains and a door. It has everything I need!
There are heaps more shonky real estate pics over on the site, so go take a look.
So it was with great delight that I found a site that operates on a very similar premise, but involves gay men, their craptacular decorating tastes and nudity.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the totally NSFW Lurid Digs. A site that showcases some of the horrible pictures that people put up on line of themselves that they think will make them so much more doable.Example 1;
They were looking at me. With their eyes (and yes there are 29 of them. That's wrong on so many levels).
Don't you just want to take a shower after looking at this? Who knows what you'll catch if you kneel down on that floor.
And example the third;
He's really quite cute. But what's the deal with the strange assortment of candles? A bear, a clown, and a trippy castle doesn't equal hot stud really. And would it hurt you to make the bed?
Surely these gays could have looked around the room and thought "hmmm... maybe people will think my collection of smurf memorabilia, dirty plates and the dog spew stain on the floor makes me a dud root. Better clean up a bit first!"?
It's apparently the gay way to post a picture of your gay penis when setting up a gay account on a gay dating site. Don't ask me why, but it seems if you haven't got a digital shot of your tumescent todger, it must mean it's a) very tiny, or b) actually a vagina.
I'm happy however, to announce that my meat and two veg is not on display for the gays on gaydar. That explains why I get very few hits on that site, and that doesn't worry me at all.
Now... we just need to get more shots of Kezza's peen on line and we'll all be happy! Well I will be, and that's all that matters.