Note left on the bench by my housemate while I was having a shower...
Hey Ben,
Just to let you know I took a dump on your bed and pissed in your water bottle.
Soz.
Kat :)
Um, hey again.
I also slept with your virgin sister.
Soz.
Love Kat.
xoxoxo
Me again,
I made sweet love to your mother too.
Soz.
Kat.
Classy as, don't you think?
6 comments:
Who the hell do you live with dude? A fucking brothel madam with tourettes?
Well, at least life isn't boring.
Life is never boring in the Benji household... never
You people are strange. Why would she write that? Why would you want to publish it? Why?
He he he he, I like it, can I move in with you guys?
Um... eww?
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