And now to get you beaten up for sure, we have "Mantyhose". Yes that's right pantyhose for men. Take a look;
That is just G-A-Y. I don't know what sane man would go out in public actually wearing anything like that (though I do like the pattern on the first pic).
Do you want to look like a 80's throw back - a la Adam Ant? Do you want to look like your 80 year old grandfather who's just had surgery and needs support hose to prevent clotting? Do you like the feel of sheer ladies' hosiery against your skin but just aren't satisfied with the overly feminine colours and patterns? Then head over to E-Mancipate to view their catalogue and buy yourself a few pairs.
Or just go there for a laugh like I did.