I have a pimple. It's big, bloody, painful pimple. Not on my face luckily, but on my chest, just below my heart.
So big infact, that when I was walking down to get my wonton soup for lunch I noticed that it is now visible under my business shirt. My nipples are always erect, and now it looks like I've grown a third one to join in all the fun.
It'll definitely be a "lights off" session tonight me thinks.