It's official. I have lost my sex drive.
Apart from a couple drunken dance floor pashes (and one taxi driver pash) there has been absolutely no action for Benji.
And I'm not really missing it.
This has been the longest period of my life I have gone without sex.
Well, it's probably only been three weeks, but that's a long time between doodles for slutty old Benji.
Work has been absolutely flat out, and I'm coming home exhausted. Yes! I'm working my arse off.
I'm not spending hours trawling manhunt/gaydar looking for a potential date and/or bum fun.
And when I do go out, the end result isn't me ending up in a random bed having bad fumbling drunken sex.
What ever am I to do?