Saturday, April 18, 2009

I fucking love you too Grandma...

So my grandmother has been hospitalised for the past nine weeks and I went up for my first visit last night (she's a fair distance away)... I expected some grief over the lack of visits, but what I got was some down-right passive-aggressive bitchery.

Some gems over the hour included;

"You're balder than your poor dead grandfather"
"You've gotten fat"
"Is the hair you've got left going grey?"
"You should really do something about your double chin"

She's always been tactless, but she usually reserves that kind of vitriol for the grand daughters.

Can't wait to visit her again... not.

3 comments:

Inner North Power Bottom said...

You're not fat
The bald is sexy (hello Bruce Willis, Vin Disel et al)
Grey is distinguished
There is no double chin

Now that all of that is out of the way, tell me, when do I get a post dedicated to me?

Or do I have to wait for a fortnight?

Ben said...

With a user name like that, I think I might have to do a guest post on Tom Sky Hooker's blog... mine's a bit too PG for dirty dirty sex talk like that.

Nanna said...

I would have accidently lent on the "Life Support: Off" switch!
:)