Here's the standard formula to Benji's love life of late...
Meet a man - be it on line, pub, club, gym, supermarket, gutter - give him my number
Texting - huge amounts of SMS back and forward. Cheeky, funny, naughty. Then a date is organised.
1st date - share, talk, learn, laugh, generally have a good time. May be no sex this date if I really like them. I don't want to look like a slut.
More texting - may progress to actually phone conversations. But talking on the phone is sooooo 1990.
2nd date - more talking, then sex. YAY.
Phone calls - long, deep, revealing conversations that give a great insight into each other.
3rd date - something more romantic, with extra thought and care put into the planning process, that will lead to unbelievably great sex.
4th date - meet the friends/housemates at the pub, in a no pressure situation. They tell me you've been so happy since we've met. I talk to them for ages, before we retreat home for sex.
5th date - I get dumped. You've just come out of a long term relationship, you're now enjoying your singledom, have too much going on with work. You don't want to hurt me.
Too late.
9 comments:
Ouch!
So, what are you going to do differently from now on?
Shit, what happened? I thought only straight guys were arseholes!
His loss, not yours.
Hey, that happens to us too!
I'm sorry honey.. sucks eh?
It's no wonder that I'm celibate.
I dropped you an email letting you that we rec'd the DVD and loved it!
But, the email bounced back.
Have you changed email addresses, my sweet?
I hope you're feeling better soon.
xxxxx
If only they were all the first four dates huh? Don't you worry though. A catch like yourself won't have too much trouble finding a man who sweeps you off your feet then stays around to do it time and time again.
Bummer.
Gimme a name........... I lived in Brisbane for four years and I worked for the Department of Defence........... you want him eliminated?:)!
that sucks massively. i feel your pain :(
Poor baby. I hope you went and got trashed on Friday to get over him. That's my usual course of action.
Oh sheeeeeet. And just after I left a 'squee' comment on the first date post.
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