So to back up my claims that the USA has absolutely no taste, someone has gone and created a lovely little site called This Is Why You're Fat. It's kind of like a cook book without the recipes but chock full of pictures that will either make your mouth water, or make you vomit instantly.
Lets sample some of the tasty offerings;
The Bacon Donut... this is what I imagine a herpes ridden vadge might look like.
The Chicago Deep Dish Pizza - Oh. My. God. This one actually looks quite tasty, in that holy fuck, I just ate 70 trillion calories and now my heart is about to seize up as the vast quantities of fat clog every single artery and vein in my body, kind of way.
The waffle dog - a Dagwood dog that has a waffle as its crust. What is it with Americans combining the sweet and salty? Bacon on their pancakes? A hot dog with a sweet waffle and covered in tomato sauce? Yuck.
And finally;A pizza vending machine. That's just fucking lazy.