Friday, January 30, 2009

"Fuck You" Friday - 2nd Edition

Fuck You - to men (and/or women) who feel a text message is an appropriate way to tell someone you don't want to see them again. Well it's not appropriate, it just makes you seem like a gutless wonder. What the hell would you have done to dump me if we'd actually progressed passed the second date?

Fuck You - to the hot guy who accepted my friend request on Facebook but then deleted me before I could even blink. Sure, I can accept that I may not have been to your particular tastes, but the fact we had been emailing backwards and forwards all week surely deserved a bit more than an instant "delete".

Fuck You - to my new iPod headphones that have already blown out after two weeks of use. I'm really gonna have to invest in a good pair aren't I?

Fuck You - to my fucking writers block. Last week I had a new post every single day. This week I got bupkiss.

Fuck You - to this stupid Brisbane weather. Either rain constantly so I know not to hang my clothes on the line, or stay hot as all fuck so my clothes actually get dry and don't have that funky "musty" smell meaning I have to wash them again.

Fuck you all.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuck you heat. Bring on winter

Shannon said...

"to this stupid Brisbane weather. Either rain constantly so I know not to hang my clothes on the line, or stay hot as all fuck so my clothes actually get dry and don't have that funky "musty" smell meaning I have to wash them again."

i hear you! had a sick day today so put a few loads of washing through the machine and hung them out.

BAM. rain shower. complete wast of time... and i have no decent clean clothes.

i really want a dryer!

Andy Man said...

Fuck you to work functions that sell nothgin but VB - it's queensland you fuckers, sell a fucking decent beer

Martin said...

Build a bridge.

Ben said...

Don't be a party pooer Martin... play the game.

Ms Smack said...

I love your fuck you editions. I laugh all the way through them via google reader.

My fuck you is to the italian sausage that I just ate. It's delicious but peppery and spicy and it gave my tum a belly ache.

FUCK YOU SAUSAGE, how I love thee.