Sunday, October 26, 2008

I'll take the incapacitating foot pain please...

Crocs are a fine choice of footwear when, um. Ah. Lets see, when you need to, hmmm...

No, fuck it - Crocs are never to be worn EVER.

Even if it means walking across the most prickle-filled back yard in the history of back yards, you should never ever put these abominations on your feet.

Case in point;


What a load of shit.

(Thanks to D Listed for the pic)

5 comments:

Kezza said...

Whilst ugg boots are acceptable (with a healthy dose of irony of course) the croc is not, never has been nor ever will be an acceptable item to wear. Whoever created those hideous abominations needs to be beaten to death with them.

I'd rather hack my own feet off with a rusty screwdriver than be forced to look at shit like that, let alone wear the creepy looking mother-fuckers.

jenny b said...

My mum bought me a pair of crocs. I let the dog chew them up.

phishez said...

Crocs and ugg boots... A bogans dream!

bettylovesblogging said...

I didn't think it was possible to make Crocs uglier... yet they have.

I was disturbed to find in a couple of Jakarta's kooky shopping malls that they actually have Crocs outlets, devoted solely to selling Crocs. I'm told, it because when it's flood season here and everything floods because Jakarta is sinking and has no decent sewer infrastructure, they are actually a sensible choice of footwear.

It was at that moment that I banged my head up and down on the table and screamed "why, oh why, did I move to a place where Crocs can be legitimised like this..."

Ben said...

So what's Brisbane's excuse for having a dedicated Croc's store? I think it's because we are still bogan at heart up here.