But I've discovered a new diet. The Crack Diet (tm). It has a fantastic success rate, and you simply shed the kilos. Lets look at some before and after shots of people who have had success on this diet phenomenon;
Before: Ms Amy Winehouse. Notice the curves? Notice the ample bosom? Notice the glow to her face and the distinct lack of bone visible beneath the skin? It's just not a healthy image to portray is it? But thankfully she went on The Crack Diet (tm).
After: See how much better Ms Winehouse looks? Her cheeks are now nice and sunken. Her arms look like they could be snapped simply picking up her crack pipe. I just love the way the upper part of her rib cage is visible through her skin. It's like its come out to say a cheeky "Hello boys! Aren't bones so much sexier than my former pert boobies?"
I also like how her hair has gone from a lovely shiny, clean look, to the unwashed beehive that looks like it could house several rats in it.
Soon as I find a dealer, I shall start The Crack Diet (tm) with gusto. Fingers crossed it's the diet solution for me.