Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Ummm... it ain't Robert Pattinson

It's been ages since I've looked at my blog stats in Google Analytics, so it was interesting to see that a new referring site has popped up to the top of the list - The Purse Forum - "the Internet's #1 community for handbag lovers and shoulder fashion fetishists!".

Ummmm...

I was a bit confused to see it there, as purses have never been discussed on this blog. Sure, I do carry a man bag with me most days to work, but it's never made it into a blog post before. So I had to do some investigating as to who or what was sending people over to Zeke for handbag related information.

After about an hour trawling through page after page dedicated to the merits of Gucci vs Prada vs Dior vs a steaming pile of dog shit (seriously - who knew there were so many designer purses out there, and that people actually care which is better?), I found a topic discussing Robert Pattinson (you know - the pale looking twink fella from Twilight), and how hot he is (blah). And someone had provided a link to my post on Fernando Verdasco - with the comment "Oh my god I just found the hottest picture of Robert ever".

Seriously, what the fuck?

Just to refresh your memory, this is the very hot Mr Verdasco;

And this is the super-twink Pattinson;

Pattinson reminds me of one of those skinny, malnourished European porn twinks - he just does nothing for me at all.

Now, put Verdasco in a porn, and I'd buy it for sure... straight, gay or bi - it doesn't matter. I'd love to see him in action.

10 comments:

Damien NZ said...

Verdasco is SO farking hot!

I would do whatever he asked me - woof!

Ben said...

Have you heard him speak? I love acents, and his makes me weak a the knees...

Damien NZ said...

Oh I have - just SO bloody hot.

I can just imagine that deep accented voice talking to me whilst I am on my knees :)

woof.

The Mutant said...

Is there something wrong with me? I'm seriously not getting it.

Although if the two of you were to 'woof' in my direction I'd be all over that shit like a fat kid on a smartie.

Damien NZ said...

Mutt...........

Listen very carefully............









woof.

The Mutant said...

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

*gasps*

Do that some more!

Damien NZ said...

Okay Mutt...........


You ready baby?



You listening boy?


*in breathy voice*

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

travelling, but not in love said...

And can I ask what is going on with the vampire armpit hair?

Has it been gelled to look like that?

Eeuw.

vag_of_madge said...

Totally hear you Benny - he really is like one of those ugly Bel Ami boys with the huge dongers (though the juries out on the latter). I'd way go for a healthy looking, tanned and toned masculine spunk any day.

On other matters, did you read the crazy fan fiction written on your Verdasco post 4 months after the fact? It's almost as if people randomly Google search just to drop their explicit fantasies wherever they can.

cb said...

Ew. That Twiglet star guy just made me bile up a bit...