Thursday, June 11, 2009

Ramsay - Top or Bottom?

This is an interesting side note in the whole Tracey Grimshaw vs Gordon Ramsay "Lesbian Pig Battle" that has been raging since the weekend - he was once arrested for toilet naughtiness in 1993.


Ramsay's alleged "lesbian" comment had opened the door to rumours about his own sexuality, sparked by a toilet arrest in 1993.

Ramsay was arrested with two other male chefs in a public toilet at London's Green Park tube station in March 1993 and cautioned for gross indecency.

"We were drunk, very silly and all of us were messing around in the toilet," Ramsay said today. We were taken in by the police, we all got our knuckles rapped but its nothing to do with homosexuality."
Nothing to do with homosexuality? The police don't take you away for cautioning for just pissing on the floor of a public restroom Mr Ramsay. You must have been doing something indecent (ie - extremely erotic) with those other gentlemen's peni for it to be recorded on your file.

So do you reckon he's a top or a bottom? I could imagine him in the middle of a spit roast. At least he couldn't complain so much if he had his mouth full of cock.

5 comments:

Damien NZ said...

He'd be a total bottom - the louder the mouth - the bigger the bott.

He'd want you to smack on the back of the head and piss up his hole too...

G-d he is such a douche.

The Mutant said...

Gordon Ramsay is a festering dufus of the highest order. I'd say bottom, but not the good kind, more like total sloppy arsed, screamer who plays sexual corpse in the sack - topped off by the fact he's as ugly as a hatfull of arseholes, it's no wonder those other chefs were half tanked to even consider throwing one up him.

cb said...

Spit roast. After all, it's only fitting...

Tom Gaylord said...

i think he should be castrated

Victor said...

My, you boys certainly adore Mr Ramsay.

I have no view as I have never seen him on television and only know of his reputation through the newspapers.