Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Baldy = Hot

You all wanted photo's of me in my skin headed glory.... but it wasn't going to happen. Unlike a certain mutton-chopped mutant, I'm allergic to cameras, especially nudey shots of my poor body.

Instead here are some photo's of the extremely hot Mr Jason Statham, who, in my humble opinion, is the archetype of the shaved head.



Now if I looked like that with no shirt on, there'd be pictures of me every bloody where.

Hmmm.... wet shorts.

6 comments:

unique_stephen said...

Getting nice defined delts and defined internal and external obliques like that is a challenge. I've got to huff and puff and hold my gut in to even see them

The Mutant said...

Yeah, Statham's alright I suppose... bit scrawny legged though don't you think - and I can't really see anything in those wet shorts. Let down.

I'd still rather see you! Garn - stick ya mug in front of a camera for us would ya Benny?

Nanna said...

We didn't ask you to take your pants off - sheesh!

BUT - if that's what you think we want.. then you damn well better do your best to make us happy!
;)

Tom Gaylord said...

I want him to fuck me until my kidney falls out

Josh said...

Wow, who knew this phenomenon of "wet shorts" is communicable through pictures? mmmm...

cb said...

I've often fantasizes about Mr Statham fucking me in half.