From The Brisbane Times, this story makes my eyes water;
"A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.
It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.
A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.
Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding."
How the hell does that happen? Was he grinding with a massive erection? Was he grinding in the nude? Did he just happen to slip and ended up with an operational angle grinder shredding his pants and his cock? Do you reckon he and a mate were daring each other to see how close they could get to their groin without actually cutting themselves?
I want answers people...