Which one would you do?

Jesus has decided to bestow the meaning of life upon you. But before he imparts the deepest and most meaningful message of all time for you to forward on to the world, the sick bastard wants to watch you do one of the following celebrities...

Jennifer Hawkins (left) and Jake Wall. Possibly Australia's first modelling power couple. Both equally hot. So your choices today ladies and gents - the hot chick, or the hot dude.

I'm conflicted here. My gayness screams at me to jump Jake, but the for bragging rights I'd bed Jen. Can you imagine me telling all the straights that I've had Jen Hawkins?

I'd do 'em both.