Ummm... it ain't Robert Pattinson

It's been ages since I've looked at my blog stats in Google Analytics, so it was interesting to see that a new referring site has popped up to the top of the list - The Purse Forum - "the Internet's #1 community for handbag lovers and shoulder fashion fetishists!".

Ummmm...

I was a bit confused to see it there, as purses have never been discussed on this blog. Sure, I do carry a man bag with me most days to work, but it's never made it into a blog post before. So I had to do some investigating as to who or what was sending people over to Zeke for handbag related information.

After about an hour trawling through page after page dedicated to the merits of Gucci vs Prada vs Dior vs a steaming pile of dog shit (seriously - who knew there were so many designer purses out there, and that people actually care which is better?), I found a topic discussing Robert Pattinson (you know - the pale looking twink fella from Twilight), and how hot he is (blah). And someone had provided a link to my post on Fernando Verdasco - with the comment "Oh my god I just found the hottest picture of Robert ever".

Seriously, what the fuck?

Just to refresh your memory, this is the very hot Mr Verdasco;

And this is the super-twink Pattinson;

Pattinson reminds me of one of those skinny, malnourished European porn twinks - he just does nothing for me at all.

Now, put Verdasco in a porn, and I'd buy it for sure... straight, gay or bi - it doesn't matter. I'd love to see him in action.

And the winner is.... a complete fucking wanker

Oh Cleo Bachelor of the year! What the fuck have you done?

How can you let this hipster doofus be crowned the most eligible bachelor in all the land?
Axel Whitehead has won the annual competition. Axel Whitehead, the man who got fired from his gig as host of Video Hits, because he flashed his cock at the ARIAs. Axel Whitehead, one of the first talented dropkicks to be booted off the first series of Australian Idol.

Axel fucking Whitehead.

I am disgusted.

Take a look at last year's winner;
The rather fetching Jason Dundas from Getaway. Hmmm. Still not quite hot enough, but compare to Axel bumfuck Whitehead he's a million times better.

Whitehead (isn't that a type of pimple?) should never leave the house without a paper bag on his head.

Or maybe a plastic bag would be a preferred option.