Over dressed much?

I should watch Home & Away more often... especially if Dan Ewing was to wear this in every episode...

Some holiday hotness....

Yes! I have a Manhunt account. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Though I have rarely met anyone off the cruise site, it's fun to go through the profiles and see who's out there looking for some fun in Brisneyland.

But sometimes the best thing about logging into Manhunt is this gentleman that randomly pops up at the login screen;

That tattoo, the shaved head, the facial hair, those eyes. THOSE ARMS.

Sigh.

Australia's Got No Talent...

Lets get things straight. Australian Idol shits me to tears. Wannabe singers destroying great songs (and a huge number of shitty songs too) all in an attempt to garner a craptacular record deal that will be absolutely worthless and provide no longevity in the music industry (hello Casey Donovan, medical receptionist).

The fact the Kunty Kyle Sandilands managed to get his sizable arse fired from the show did nothing to excite me this year. It was just bound to be the same shit every Sunday night until the 17 year old Hill Song devotee is announced as winner.... boring.

Then they announced the new judge last night. Mr Jay Dee Springbett;

Wow. The ex-pat pom, R&D man for Sony BMG London is my type of man.

Baldy head? Check!

Nice and tall? Check!

Hot accent? Check!

Penis? Um, hopefully check!

That's all I need really.

He apparently is on the chunkier side of hunky (40 inch waist....meh), and is a dedicated family man (bugger), but I think he is one hot looking guy.

He looks like a shy, non-egotistical gentleman that would buy you breakfast the next day as a thank you for the many, many, many hours of hot man sex where he does horrible, nasty, sexy things to you as he whispers filthy nothings in that hot pommie accent into your ear.

Sigh.

But sadly, even with this hotness filling my TV screen, Idol still just isn't worth watching.

Yes! I would love this man...

I have two new crushes... both thanks to a non-shitty film starring old lesbian-faced Jim Carrey - "Yes Man".

First is the female love interest - Zooey Deschanel;

She's got a great sexy/cute/out there vibe going on in the film. She kind of reminds of Maggie Gyllenhaal in "Stranger Than Fiction" - strong but soft at the same time. If she keeps putting in performances like this, she could very well be another woman I'll turn straight for.

Then there's the "best friend" - Bradley Cooper;

He played the jackass fiance in Wedding Crashers, but in this film he just smoulders. I think there's a bit of a Ralph/Joseph Feinnes vibe going on with him.

Hmmm... shirtless Bradley Cooper.

Overall, its not a bad film to watch. Loads of real LOL moments throughout... its been a long time since I've seen that in a Jim Carey movie.

Nerds are sexy...

Two great new shows have started on pay TV in the last couple of weeks. Both are very different in their story telling, and challenge the basic notion of TV drama, and both star a couple of nerdy/geeky hot guys.

First off is Chuck, staring yummy Zachary Levi
Chuck works as a computer support guy in an electronics superstore when he accidentally absorbs the combined secrets of the CIA and NSA... making him potentially the most dangerous man in the world. He gets caught in a lot of James Bond type adventures and of course, manages to screw them up because he is no secret agent.

Its lots of fun, and Mr Levi is all kinds of hot (he actually played Kipp in "Less than Perfect" - all preppy and slicked back hair. I like him both ways). Defiantly worth a look.

Second is Pushing Daisies with the very sexy sounding Lee Pace ( he has the best voice);
Lee plays Ned "The Pie Maker" who has the ability to bring back people from the dead with a single touch. But if he touches them again, they die, this time forever. He has a great little scheme going on with a PI where they bring back the dead and then collect the reward money.

Things go off course when he brings back his first ever love from the dead- Chuck (a chick) and they start falling for each other - but alas, they can never touch.

Pushing Daisies is very very different TV. It was originally going to screen on Channel Nine, but its far too "different" to be shown on that network. It has some very bizarre narration and some of the plot twists are very bizarre. But I like it.

Two nerdy hot men, two very different TV shows.

I love having pay TV.

I love technology....

Sigh. The last two and a bit weeks of life without the Internet have been hell. No blogging, no random chats with men I'm never gonna meet (apart from Mr Power Bottom of Inner North Brisbane - that's an in joke btw), and my quota of porn.

So it was with glee that I stumbled across this nifty little site that combines half naked men and iPhone technology... Guys With iPhones.

Behold technology in all it's glory;



Loads and loads and loads of hot muscular men, some doodle, lots of bums.

Yum.

Enjoy.

TV has warped my mind...

I'm having a bludge afternoon on the couch - well I'm feeling a bit down, and can't be arsed doing anything else, but more about that in another post.

So I'm tuning into one of my favourite new shows "Top Design" and have found a new object of my affection, Mr Preston Lee;

Well he doesn't get around like that on the show, and his hair is much gayer now, but in today's episode he was holding up something heavy and it looked like is biceps were gonna explode.

Hmmm... biceps.

I can't comment on the quality of his design work, because the project he did today was a team thing. I did look pretty, but I can't be certain he was the creative genius behind it.

I also can't find any sources confirming his sexuality, but I don't care. I likes what I see, and it stops me feeling crap for an hour, so it can't be that bad for me.

Hmmm... biceps.

Yes please...

I actually sat and watched my first game of tennis on the TV last night. This quite a feat considering I hate tennis so much, and the game i watch was the 5 hour marathon Verdasco - Federer match.

To me tennis is one of the dullest games on the planet. Not as dull as cricket, but equally as boring as one little green ball is hit backwards and forwards for several hours, generally with lots of stupid grunting and groaning.

So why did I sit and watch five hours of sport I do not like. For this;

Mr Fernando Verdasco. He is just so fucking hot. Sadly the 25-year-old Spanish hottie got beaten by Federer, but god it was fun to watch.

Cricket is so.... sexy?

I'm happy to admit that I find nothing more boring than watching cricket on TV. It's just so god-damn repetitive. And those fucking commentators drive me insane. I know they have a tough gig giving a running update on the world's most boring game, but please could you bring some personality to the microphone?

Who wants to watch 12 men stand around a big grassy paddock chucking balls at each other for 12 hours in a day, with the coma inducing tones of Messers Benaud, Chappel and Lawry?

Not I, said the fly.

But my opinion could be swayed. The Courier Mail has published a nice little pic of Shane Watson, baring just enough flesh to get me interested;




Hmmm... just a little bit different to the Merv Hughes/David Boon days, don't ya think?

Ask and ye shall receive...

"Who the hell is this Joe Six Pack that Sarah Palin keeps drumming on about?" hundreds of you have been asking me. Well, only one of you really... but I like a challenge, so I put all my investigative journalism skills to find out the truth.

Of course, by investigative journalism skills I mean Google and beer. This is what I found;

Well, there's definitely a six pack, but is he the typical American voter? I see a tiny glimmer of intelligence in those eyes, so no.

Onwards I trolled;


This bathroom looks too European for my liking. Can't definitively call this one American either.

Google ho!


OK, this one could be an American voter. He's got the six pack going down, and he's stupid enough to wear his pants in the shower. But I'm not too sure he truly represents Palin's version of Joe Six Pack.

Hmmm... this search isn't getting me anywhere. Lets expand the parameters. If I search on "Typical American Voter" this is what I get;


Ah, now we're getting some where. Nice mullet and beat up truck, but there is still something lacking here.

Quick! To the Google mobile! STAT!


Now this is on the right on the money. Absolutely no hint of class in this fine gentleman, no hint of intelligence either. This has got to be Sarah Palin's ultimate American voter. Our long and often deadly search has finally come to an end.

But I can't leave you with that image burning into your retina. Here's one more good one to set you on your way;



Find more like him over at Rule the City.

PS - Apologies to any Americans that stumble across this post... I don't think you're all stupid - but you did elect George W. Twice.

Morons.

Is anyone immune to this hotness?

God damn Hugh Jackman is hot. He seems to be getting better with age. Must be all the secret bum sessions he has with his male co-stars (alleged bum sessions that is).

Is there anyone on the planet that doesn't think this man is hot?

Give him a sponsorship deal with Gillette...

Wow. What a difference a shave makes.

Manly's grand final hero, David William always looked like a big, scruffy, smelly mess. Yeah - I don't dig facial hair. Especially when it looks like this;

That was Dave at one of many celebratory parties earlier this week. Not hot at all.

But then one his team mates got to him while he was sleeping, and shaved off all that pubic hair from his chin. He now looks like this;

Wow. Hot, hot, hot. A bit of stubble is nice, but that before pic was absolutely ridiculous. So much more doable now.

He apparently likes a good smooch too;

Actually that headline and accompanying story from The Daily Telegraph really shits me - they decided to play up the gay angle because he went and gave each of his team mates a peck on the cheek after being told he's got a spot on the Kangaroo's squad.

So he's not a big blokey bloke that only does the "three back pat" hug and doens't show any form of emotion or feelings. It was a nice gesture to his mates, nothing more.

Don't bother making stories out of nothing.

Time for a trip to Best and Less...

It's been a while since I posted any pics of near nude men, so here's a nice one for you all;

Those naughty Italian rugby players sure like to hang about suspiciously close to each in next to nothing

D&G undies... do you think Best and Less sell them?

Would you hit it?

Three of the hottest words on the planet. Sonny. Bill. Williams.

I want to be reincarnated as his towel.

Would I hit it? Oh yeah.

Insert porn related fireman joke here

Just a dose of hot men for your afternoon;
Can't think of suitably subtle fireman hose joke to write here.

And now for something completely different...

It's not a TV related post. It's a man in his underwear. It's obvious I only have a two track mind.

Said man is Eamon Sullivan, Olympic swimmer, boyfriend to Stephanie Rice (she of the "party girl" face book pic controversy a few months ago).

So he's not gay and he's not available to the women who read this (are there any?)... why did I post this again?

Pic from news.com.au

Mr Hawkins?

Jake Wall is hot.

Nothing more to add.

Infatuation Calling...

Holy hot quads in short shorts batman! I can't stop looking at the extremely hot Mr Cheyenne Jackson.

He is currently starring in the stage version of "Xanadu" (subtitled - the gayest musical on the planet).

He's done heaps and heaps of stage work (Hair, West Side Story, Rocky Horror Show) and has been nominated for a couple of Tony Awards (theatre's equivalent to the Oscars).

There's also a couple of movies - United 93 (about 9/11) and Curiosity - not seen either of them. Maybe I should just for a perve.

He is also openly gay and single! Oh lordy. Maybe I should embrace my gayness and learn to enjoy the theatre?

Now to clean this drool off my keyboard.

Bush?

I'm going through a bit of a 90's Indie revival in my music tastes
at the moment. Loving Rage Against the Machine, Weezer, and especially Bush.

Just loving the gravely sound of lead singer Gavin Rossdale's voice, and the grunginess of the songs.

And to pique my interests in the band even further, I discover this photo of Mr Rossdale on towleroad this morning. Wow, who knew that he was that hot? Being Gwen Stefani's other half has certainly worked some magic on his ab's.

Gavin's got a solo album coming out - "Wanderlust". In Kat's words "a poppier sounding version of Bush", but in a anonymous reviewers words from iTunes "absolute crap".

I shall be eagerly waiting to hear what the single sounds like.

Would you hit it?

In a word... yes.

Johnny Depp at the MTV awards in the US yesterday.

He is 45 years old people.

That is a whole heap of hot right there.